[bad word] to atop the fourth wall,
where [bad word] burn.
Linkara's gonna teach you all
a lesson you won't learn.
Brodsky, you're not the smartest.
Liefeld, you're not an artist.
Anyone who's had a [bad word] published,
it could be your turn.
Linkara!
He is a man! Punch! Wears a purdy hat!
Linkara!
He has a magic gun! Where'd he purchase that?
Linkara!
Coins, robots, amazons and [bad word] 
Linkara! [bad word] SUCKS!
Linkara sits down nonetheless
and forces himself through it.
poorly written, ugly mess,
but someone's gotta do it.
And it's right about time he did.
They made watchmen without the slimy squid!
And he'll have you know that that's pretty low,
but not quite like the standards of the 90's Kid.
Setting ablaze crossovers, one-shots and tie-ins,
Linkara stands, in reality-defiance,
atop the fourth wall, looking down on us all.
"Of course! Don't you know anything about science?!"
There would be better books on his show,
but Quesada sold 'em to Mephisto,
and now there's nothing left to do
but share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.
Linkara!
He is a man! Punch! What's that on his arm?
Linkara!
Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.
Linkara!
Rock 'n' roll, Insano, some feller in a tux?
Linkara! [bad word] SUCKS!
LINKARA!