It's leaking out of the brains of kids who must be deranged 
They post it everywhere you can find 
Of people living or dead, this stuff should never be read 
Unless you wanna see slash of all kinds 

It's made for cartoons and bands and it gets so out of hand 
You'll almost never find something that's clean 
I tried to gouge out my eyes, a little part of me died 
When I saw Spongebob [bad word] Extreme 

You see now... 
Fanfiction scares the living [bad word] outta me 
I can't believe fans create such foul imagery 
Like Snape in a dress with Harry stroking his chest 
Dumbledore's role is best left unseen 

If all the girls who write these aim to disgust, they succeed 
It's never ever going to end  [bad word] is if it exists, then there's a fanfic of it 
Now watch as Pikachu turns Japanese 

You see now... 
Fanfiction scares the living [bad word] outta me 
I think it would scare even the [bad word] industry 
I don't believe this, why does this writing exist? 
I've found out more than I ever should see 
Whoa, no! 

Fanfiction scares the living [bad word] outta me 
I don't wanna know 'bout Zim and Dib's STDs 
The madness must end cause I [bad word] 
How just the thought of that could be conceived 

Fanfiction scares the living [bad word] outta me 
I don't wanna know what Johnny Depp does for free 
So spare me the pain, I think I'm going insane 
It's all a teenage girl's vile fantasy 

Fanfiction scares the living [bad word] outta me 
It aims to disturb although it's captivating 
I've gotta click close or else my brain will explode 
Although Gerard and Frank sounds pretty sweet