Intro-----
Mark- CC ULTI AP AD 
Sergio- bff piff
Alan- we need an initiator, cho'gath rammus poppy shen or taric no he's more defensive.
Noah- BAN SHEN
Roger- Lets counter pick

First Verse-----
Mark- CC ULTI AP AD
Sergio- bff piff
Alan- Warmog's armor force of nature I don't know what I should go for
Noah- Warmog's armor force of nature I don't know what I should go for
Roger- ...
Kent- This is our 5th game and we've lost every one so far, 
It's our [bad word] that needs a buff for us to raise the bar
and we know since they're all a.p. we need some more m.r.
and we all [bad word] 17 for us to stay on par
So you go cho i'll go teemo
I got a blind you gank 'em from behind
Lets pick, a warwick singed fiddlesticks
we'll show these ragers they aint got no pancake mix!!
 [bad word] ----
Mark- Nom
Sergio- bff piff
Alan- Nom
Noah- Nom
Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe and when I pop my ulti that's when you
teemo is a freaking space man
push gank kill the foe and when I pop my ulti that's when you
we are gonna pwn these noobies
Kent- Carry my, carry my, carry my team to an ace! Go go go go
Carry my, carry my, carry my team to an ace! go go go go

Second Verse-----
Mark- We are gonna pwn these noobies
Sergio- bff piff
Alan- p p p pwn their face p p pwn their face, no wait we need to play d and evaluate their skill, throw your crow, defend, there are five in middle, guys i need to blue pill
Noah- I wanna roll the team [bad word] in for the kill, tower dive, no here's an opportunity for me to start a push, no push, i'll get this kill
Roger- Pwn Their [bad word] guys we need tanks to gank their players from the bush, GO, we need a tank to save this countergank, we, need fiddle
Kent- pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew lay my satelite and, 

Second [bad word] All same as first [bad word]  except
Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when 
I can't believe you solo'd warwick
Push gank kill the foe, and when i pop my ulti that's when you
i'm just getting this buff real quick

Bridge-
Mark- We just got pwned by these noobies, We are gonna pwn these noobies
Sergio- bff piff
Alan- Jesse Perring will you guide us?
Noah- Jesse Perring will you guide us?
Roger- Jesse Perring
Kent- d d d d don't chase they will pwn your face, g g g g got aced got put in our place. 
O.K. we all understand we have a plan and now we're goin so send cho' in see [bad word] get to stunning growin' crowin' slowin' cho'gath ate their twisted fate initiated they got baited should be baron should we wait no we learned not to hesitate GO

Third [bad word] All same as first [bad word]  except
Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when you
one thing we learned in the last one
Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when
it's never too early to baron!

Out-tro
Mark- Jesse Perring made our team see that we could achieve a victory, victory
Sergio- bff piff
Roger- p pwn ur face