Bar tender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my [bad word] out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my [bad word] stooper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin here talking to you
 [bad word] and on [bad word] 

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word] car
And crashed that piece of [bad word] 
And then stepped away

You know Mo I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yeah I know the sun [bad word] up
And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on

She got me sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word] car
Crashed that piece of [bad word] 
And then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the penitentary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I poor kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece a [bad word] nova

And now I'm goin back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word] car
I crashed that piece of [bad word] 
And then stepped away