Ooh, baby, 
You couldn't have done a worse thing to me, 
If you'd had taken an arrow [bad word] right through me. 
Uh, uh, uh, uh. 

Ooh, baby, 
bird in the hand is worth two flying, 
But when it came to love I knew you'd be lying. 

It could have been a finer fling, 
Would have been a major attraction. 
With no other thing 
Offering a note of distraction. [bad word] on, get up, get under way and bring your love. 

Ooh, baby, 
You wouldn't have found a more down hero, 
If you'd had started at nothing and counted to zero. 

Oo-oo-oo. 

Ooh, baby, 
You couldn't have done a worse thing to me, 
If you'd had taken an arrow [bad word] right through me. 

It could have been a finer fling, 
Flying in a righter direction. 
With no other thing 
Featuring but love and affection. [bad word] on, get up, get under way and bring your love. 

Ooh, baby, 
You wouldn't have found a more down hero, 
If you'd had started at nothing and counted to zero. 

Ah ... Ooh ...