The Soldier Maid (исполнитель: Robin Laing)
When I was a fair maid at the age of sweet sixteen, From my parents I [bad word] away a soldier to [bad word] I enlisted in the army a soldier for to be, And they learned me to play upon [bad word] a-dub-a-dee. [bad word] : With my nice cap and feathers, if you could have only seen, You'd have sworn that in your very heart a young man I had been; With my gentle waist so slender and my fingers long and small, I could rattle up [bad word] a-dub-a-dee the best among them all. Oh, many is the prank that I played upon the field, And many was the young man his love to me revealed; Many a prank have I seen among the French, And so boldly as I fought, tho' only a wench. With my regiment at the front all my time I might have been, With the brave Duke of York at the siege of Valenciennes; But was favoured by my officer for fear I should be slain, I was sent home to England for [bad word] back again. Many a night in the guard-room I have lain, I never was afraid to lie down with the men; At the pulling of my breeches I oft-times gave a smile, To think I lay with a regiment, and a maiden all the while. That might never have been known until this very hour, But they sent me up to London to keep sentry o'er the Tower; lady fell in love with me; I told her I was a maid; She went to my officer, and the secret she betrayed. My officer sent for me to see if that was [bad word] I told him that it was - what other could I do? I told him it was, and he smiled to me and said - "It's a pity for to lose such a [bad word] as you've made." "But for your gallent conduct at the siege of Valenciennes, bounty shall you get my girl, a bounty from the King." But should the war arise again, and the King in want of men, I'll put on my regimentals and I'll fight for him again.