Let it never be said that the perm is now dead 
Cos [bad word] in awe, of that hair on your head 
Seeing your skill and technique, £21m seems quite cheap 
And Marouane Fellaini, is now crying himself to sleep 

David Lui lui lui luiz! 
do ya do ya do ya do ya 
Love playing for the Chelsea 
David Lui lui lui luiz! 

Could it be, could it be, that with you and Terry 
We will never concede again 
Could it be, could it be, you use Trevor Sorbie 
To give that natural bounce to your hair..? 

David Lui lui lui luiz! 
do ya do ya do ya do ya 
Love playing for the Chelsea 
David Lui lui lui luiz!