Well i love liquor and i love little ladies
They both been [bad word] to me
They just ain't nothing nicer then a cold budwiser
And woman in some wore out jeans
Well i've been thinking about my women and my drinkin
Nothing makes me feel more fine
Then getting [bad word] and laid by a cute barmaid
In the parking lot at closing time

There's nothing like a can of beer
In my hand to make me feel 10 feet tall
And there's nothing like a muffin
On a good lookin woman when we're both full of alcohol
Pretty babydoll i like laughin and singin and smokin and drinkin
Women and havin a ball
But if it's better then cold beer and hot [bad word] It'll Probably Kill Us All