Well, I'm a super-fightin' robot from the year 2010
 On a quest from Doctor Light to make the city safe again,
 See, all these robots were created to make the planet safe
 'Till Doctor Wily double-crossed us and set fire to the place.
 Doctor Wily had other plans, to take over this [bad word] 
 Reprogrammed my brother and stole all them [bad word] 
 My name is Mega Man, on my [bad word] 
 Got a cannon-arm for y'all to keep your mouths shut, c'mon!

 Vee [bad word] your program with terrible news,
 Doctor Light has been kidnapped by, guess who?
 DOCTOR WILY, that's who! [bad word]  after you, too! (Wrong!)
 Hwahahahahahahah! You're doomed!

 Thanks, Wily, it's not like I've got [bad word] to do,
 Why not waste all of my energy [bad word]  with you?
 [bad word]  we gotta go and save Docto Light,
 And then teach Doctor Wily the wrong from the right, alright?

 Hey bro, Protoman here, so what's up?
 I got eight of my buddies built for messin' you up,
 But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that, bro.
 I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.

 If I'm gonna win, I need to upgrade my [bad word] 
 Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips?
 Charge my power beam when I enter the room, and then
 Boom, br-r-r-r-room boom, boom, b-boom, boom!
 To the windows, to the wall, to the sweat drips from my balls,
 I'm beatin' ya down to the [bad word]  ground,
 Got a Mega Buster for y'all, c'mon!

 Metal Man will rock your [bad word] 
 You're hit, don't you forget it, [bad word]  Throw a saw blade into your face,
 Let's face it, you will taste my razor blades!

 Uhh, whatever, you're the first boss, [bad word]  I don't even need a special power to take your [bad word] 

 Yeah, you're right, I'm no big deal.

 One shot from my arm cannon, you're power's a "steel", DEAD.

 [bad word]  to get you, [bad word]   [bad word] yourself...)

 Hey there, freak, these freakin' woods are mine,
 The name's Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines!

 [bad word]  I upgraded my cannon with some metal blades for ya,
 [bad word] Mega Man, I'm the forest-a-destroyer!

 You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves.

 Well I'm Mega Man, punk, don't ya know me? Believe it!

 I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your [bad word] 

 Jump over that [bad word]  then your [bad word] is grass, DEAD.

 Two down, six more to go;
 Beat you in a flash, [bad word]  there ya-

 FLASH!

 Ahh-....

 You fool, Flash Man in the house and I'm breakin' [bad word] 

 No fair, frozen in the air.

 Time's on my side, no time to spare!

 'Bout to shoot these metal blades straight in your face,
 Put all of Wily's robots in their place.

 Leave you there so long [bad word] 
 When I'm done with you all that'll be left is dust!
 My time to shine, 'cause I'm better than most;
 The trend-setter with the blue suit, you're toast!

 Uhhh, I've got a blue suit, too?
 At least I'm not as silly as you;
 Gonna throw this metal blade and cut a hole in your [bad word] 
 Think I'll have my [bad word] take a picture of that, DEAD.

 My name is Bubble Man, and I've got something to say-

 DEAD.

 (I'm not [bad word]  with you)

 Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane.
 It's Air Man, [bad word]  and I'm bringin' the pain.
 I got a fan installed in my grill, no lie.
 I'm 'bout to blow your [bad word] right off the map. Goodbye!

 Beat you, breathe you, make you Co2,
 Blow all you want, my leaf shield repels you!
 So blow me, phony, your whole act's balogna,
 You don't even pose a threat, I ain't frettin'