Tonight's the night we can leave it all behind
We're [bad word] this town, nothing but music on our mind
(You came to the right place, you're a [bad word] fine girl with a nice face)
Mister DJ make the music play all night long
Won't you kick it off by spinning my favorite song?
(Sorry but my playlist is already set, this will turn into a circus if I take requests)
Just living for tonight and nothing more
So crank it up while we rock on the dance floor
All the stress and the worries disappear
So mister DJ turn it up in here
(The volume is already at the legal limit, so calm down and let me do my job for a minute, b*tch)

Oh DJ, play my song now (No, leave me alone!)
And turn the music up (These levels are really ideal)
Tonight's the one night that matters (That seems short sighted)
We'll dance 'til the [bad word] up, up, up
(The club closes at 3, guys; just managing expectations)
'Til the [bad word] up, up, up
(Last call's a 2:30; it's strictly enforced)
'Til the [bad word] up

Just enjoy the party like everyone else, OK?
You're getting creepy.

Tonight's the night we forget about the rest of the world
(Why'd you follow me here? I'm taking a [bad word]  can't use my d*ck to control my playlist)
Music's what I need and I'm a very needy girl
(It's been an hour since we closed the club; I can't play anything when my gear's unplugged)
I'm gonna go hard until I got nothing left
(Aaah, aah!)
No need to slow down, I can just sleep when I'm dead
(I'm not a DJ when I'm here in the office; you're gonna get me fired if you don't stop this)

Hands in the air, wave 'em side to side (Not again!)
Then to the other side and back to the side (That is the dumbest dance)
Just keep your hands up, don't put 'em down
Oh mister DJ, turn it up right now
(I don't wanna give everyone hearing loss; temporary joy has a life long cost, b*tch)

Oh DJ, play my song now (No, leave me alone!)
And turn the music up (I can't get another noise violation)
Tonight's the one night that matters (Why are you yelling?)
We'll dance 'til the [bad word] up, up, up
(You just rhymed "up" with "up"; you're really phoning this in.)
'Til the [bad word] up, up, up
(Does "mouse" rhyme with "mouse"? No, it's the same word.)
'Til the [bad word] up

[DeStorm]
VIP trying to keep it low key
You're killing me with the karaoke
Good lord, we didn't deserve this
Nobody ordered Lohan with the bottle service
You're actin' like a president elect
Quiet down, show the DJ a little respect
Oh, you wanna hear your favorite song?
Stay at home in your pajamas, turn the stereo on
You wanna play David Bowie tonight?
Shut your mouth, and enjoy some songs about space flight
Ground control to a major ego
Sh*t, she tricked me into guesting on her single

DJ, play my song now (Did my agent sign me up for this?)
And turn the music up (What the [bad word]  you're fired)
Tonight's the one night that matters (I got you ten percent of this track)
We'll dance 'til the [bad word] up, up, up
(What the [bad word]  you're rehired) ('Til the [bad word] up)
(No! Et tu, [bad word] )
'Til the [bad word] up, up, up ('Til the [bad word] up)
(Why are you doing this to me? [bad word] my life)
'Til the [bad word] up (Quit it)
('Til the [bad word] up)