My funny Valentine, [bad word] Valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.

You look so laughable,
Unphotographable.
Yet, you're my fav'rite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak,
Are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me,
Not if you care for me.
Stay little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's day.