Is it a crime that I don't wanna be a [bad word] 
Wear a paper smile while pretending to jerk you off
There ain't enough of a dose to get me to your door
There ain't enough clout to seal the deal you want

Tudu du du du du du du du du (x4)

You got stained so why don't you say something
You got a stain so why don't you say something

Tudu du du du du du du du du (x4)
Pretty pink boys
Pretty blue girls

Is it a crime or am I just the guy you want
Your shake it's how you got to know
To get the boys to show
There ain't enough of a scene to make the [bad word] 
There ain't enough young dudes like you and me

Tudu du du du du du du du du (x4)
Pretty pink boys
Pretty blue girls

You got stained so why don't you say something
You got a stain so why don't you say something

Tudu du du du du du du du du ( repeated untill the end)
Pretty pink boys
Pretty blue girls

Make up the band, make me a fan
Now Is that a crime?
Tell me is that a crime?
Is it a crime