Can't touch me
Can't touch me

Juh juh juh juh 
Just like the bad guy 
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can't sue

I can write graffiti
Even jay walk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat

Can't touch me
Ya can't touch me

-What in God's name is he doing?
Ya can't touch me
-I believe that's the worm.

Stop!
Peter time
I'm a big shot
There's no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Don't like it?
Kiss [bad word] Just for a minute 
Let's all do the bump

Can't touch me

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can't touch me
I'm Presidential Peter 
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped
I'll still park in your spot

I've been around the world
From Harford to Back Bay

It's Peter 
Go Peter
I'm so Peter
Yo Peter 
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me