You used to get it in your fishnets 
Now you only get it in your night dress 
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness 
Landed in a [bad word] crisis 
Everything's in order in a black hole 
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though 
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco 
Remember when he used to be a rascal?
Oh that boy's a slag 
The best you ever had 
The best you ever had 
Is just a memory and those dreams 
Not as daft as they seem 
Not as daft as they seem 
My love when you dream them up...
Flicking through a little book of  tips 
Remember when the boys were all electric? 
Now when she tells she's gonna get it 
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it 
Clinging to not getting sentimental 
Said she wasn't going but she went still 
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle 
Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil?
Oh that boy's a slag 
The best you ever had 
The best you ever had 
Is just a memory and those dreams 
Weren't as daft as they seem 
Not as daft as they seem 
My love when you dream them up 
Oh, where did you go? 
Where did you go? 
Where did you go? Woah.
Falling about 
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane 
You just sounded it out 
You're [bad word] back again.
Falling about 
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane 
You just sounded it out 
You're [bad word] back again.
You used to get it in your fishnets 
Now you only get it in your night dress 
Started all the naughty nights with niceness 
Landed in a [bad word] crisis 
Everything's in order in a black hole 
Everything was pretty in the past though 
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco 
Remember when he used to be a rascal?