Well, you're not rich and you're not good lookin',
you don't have a car and you're not good at cookin',
how can you get a [bad word] of a gal like me?

Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
and I never met a car that I wanna call honey,
oh it's  and [bad word] and nuclear physics for me.

I like brains and I like 'em big,
I don't care what the neighbors think,
I don't care what my parents say, I'm gonna do it my way.
 [bad word] and [bad word] and nuclear physics,
if you have all three I [bad word] for a visit,
if we get to fission i just might stay.
(Go physics, boy!)

Now do-see-do, and carry the seven,
twirl your partner, square root of eleven
fellas, ladies, listen quick,
now you do some arithmetics:

Oh five plus three? [Eight!]
You can me we can go a date
Now five minus three ? [Two!]
Oh honey that's me plus you

Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
and I never met a car that i wanna call honey,
oh it's  and [bad word] and nuclear physics for me.

, [bad word]  and the theory of relativity
, [bad word]  particle accelerators by the sea
, and [bad word]  and quantum calculations...........for me