here's a Jimmy,
there's a Jimmy,
driving, crazy
little Jimmy,
fighting Jimmy,
beaten Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Spock.
naked Jimmy,
wrapped up Jimmy,
captain's chair,
allergic Jimmy,
Scotty, Sulu,
Chekhov, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Spock!

one day evil Nero
attacked a starfleet deck,
that was Jimmy's birthday, but
his father dropped off dead.
he grew up reckless, sad and smart,
he didn't give a [bad word] 
so Pike was there to patronize,
and Jim, too, joined Starfleet.

happy Jimmy,
 [bad word] Jimmy,
making fool of
McCoy Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy,
biker Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Spock.
Chris-Pine-Jimmy,
Shatner-Jimmy
and Spock-Prime
mind melding Jimmy,
dressed in red
bright student Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Spock!

Jim Kirk went to a mission,
they thought he wouldn't dare,
and when the crew [bad word] 
he took the captain's chair.
then he befriended Spock again
in most illogic way,
because those two were meant to be
and always save the day!