Tina:
buh-buh buh buh-buh

New Directions:
buh-buh buh buh-buh

Tina:
You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before

Kurt:
Like I before except after 
Tina:
And why two plus two makes four
Now, now, now I'm gonna teach you (New Directions: Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear, (New Directions: All about love)

Mike:
Sit yourself down and take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me

Tina with New Directions:
C, easy as one, two, three
Or simple as do re mi
C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
C, easy as one, two, three (Quinn: Ohhhh)
Or simple as do re mi
C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl

New [bad word] on, let me love you just a little bit [bad word] on, let me love you just a little bit)
 [bad word] on, let me love you just a little bit (New [bad word] on, little bit)
(New Directions: Teach, teach, sing it [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on
Let me show you what it's all about (New [bad word] on, all about)

Quinn:
Reading and writing arithmetic,
Are the branches of the learning tree

Mike:
But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl

Kurt:
Your education [bad word] 
Tina:
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you, (New Directions: Show you, show you)
How to get an A, (New Directions: Nah nah nah nah naah)

Mike:
Spell me, you, add the two (New Directions: You, add the two)
Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do

Tina with New Directions:
is easy as one, two, three
Or simple as do re mi
C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn:​ Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three)
Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be
That's how easy love can be
Sing a simple melody (New Directions: That's how easy love can be)
One, two, three, you and me

New Directions:
Ah... yeah!

Kurt:
Sit down girl I think I love you

Mike:
No, get up girl show me what you can do!

Tina with New Directions:
Shake it, shake it, baby, [bad word] on now)
Shake it, shake it, baby, (Kurt: Ooh-ooh) Shake it, shake it, baby, (Mike: Huh!)
One, two, three baby, (Kurt: Ooh-ooh) ABC, baby, (Mike: Nah nah!) Do re mi, baby
That's how easy love can be
is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn:​ Ohhhh)(New Directions: One, two, three)
Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be

Mike:
Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out
 [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on let me show you what it's all about (New [bad word] on, all about)

Tina with New Directions:
is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn: ​Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three)
Sing a simple melody (ND: Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be

Mike: 
Now I'm gonna teach you how to
Sing it out, sing it out (Tina: Oh, oh, oh baby)
Sing it out, sing it out, oh baby

Tina with New Directions:
C, is easy it's like counting up to three (Quinn: Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three)
Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be

Mike:
Now I'm gonna teach you how to
Sing it out, sing it out

Tina and Mike with New Directions: 
Easy as one, two, three.