Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear
and curse
When you're chewing on 
life's gristle
Don't [bad word]  give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

...always lood on the bright side
of life...

Always look on the light side 
of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and
dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
- that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright 
side of life... [bad word] on.

Always look on the bright side 
of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain
with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the 
audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow.
So always look on the bright side 
of death
Just before you draw your
terminal breath
Life's a piece of [bad word] When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
it's [bad word] You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
is on you
And always look on the bright side 
of life...

Always look on the right side
of life... [bad word] on guys, cheer up.

Always look on the bright side
of life...

Always look on the bright side
of life...

Worse things happen at sea you know.

Always look on the bright side
of life...

I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, [bad word] from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.

Always look on the right side 
of life...