My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I am like I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

My mom, my mom,
I know your probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom, Oooh whooa
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I [bad word] hooked on vah-a-l-ium
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, [bad word] peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her
Son to grow up to be an under [bad word] chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gunna be nothin either
"What the [bad word] you stickin gum up under the [bad word] seat for? "
"Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffin ether, "
"Either that or the [bad word] been puffin' reefer"
But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either, it was neither
I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in teacup? [bad word] you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin
What the [bad word] you keep on [bad word]  with me for [bad word] you need to leave me the [bad word] alone, I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon and color a [bad word]  zebra!

My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I am like I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

Wait a minute... This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear [bad word] did I?
Now heres a plate full of pain killers, now just wait till I [bad word] the valium
And put it in your potatoes, you little [bad word] 
I'll make you sit there and make that retarded [bad word] face Without even tastin it.
You better lick [bad word]  plate you ain't wastin' it, put your face in it
For I throw you in the basement again, and I ain't givin' in
Your gunna just sit there in one [bad word] place spi?
Till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished
Then I'll use the same [bad word] again, then When I make spinach dip
It'll placed in the [bad word] 
You little [bad word] Wanna sit there and play innocent
rack filler hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support? Your father he ain't sent the [bad word] And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid"

My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bigons be bigons
But shes the reason why I am high what I'm high on

My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I am like I am because I'm like her
Because My mom love valium and lots of [bad word] That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom!

My mom love valium now while I am
There's a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish with me valium spinach
But my buzz only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it
My valium, My valiiiuuum

Man I never thought I could never be a [bad word] addict
Nah [bad word] that, I can't have it happen to me
But that actually what has ended up happenin'
tradegy, of [bad word] passin it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got aquanted with the taste, Ain't it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful
She killed a [bad word] dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed a [bad word] asprin and say that it has a headache
"Here want a snack, you hungry you [bad word] brat? "
"Look at that, it's a xanax, take it and take a nap! EAT IT! "
But I DONT NEED IT!
"WELL [bad word] IT, then break it up! "
"Take a little piece then beat it, before you wake Nathan up! "
Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like argu