Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that [bad word] clap)

Girl, you got class and you’re lookin’ so fine
But you need a better [bad word] as I follow behind
You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up
Or you can pay us
We’ll make your booty look better
’cause this store sells brand new asses
From the manufacturer straight to the masses
So if your booty’s flat, we’ll take it back
And give you a new [bad word]  and you’ll make it clap like

Double Ds in the front and the back
You’ll redefine what it means to have a [bad word] pack
And everybody will stare and they’ll gawk astounded
We’ll give you an [bad word] so big, you gotta walk around it
You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class
But who needs all that when you gotta nice [bad word] 

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We’ve got a store full of junk for your [bad word] and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the [bad word] wants that
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new [bad word] 
Everybody say

Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that [bad word] clap) [bad word] on, [bad word] on down
We’ve got some asses on clearance
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha
We’ve got a store full of inventory
Hook you up with a new butt, end of story
We’ve got “My Humps.” We got “Badunkadunk.”
We’ve got “Bootylicious” and “Junk in the [bad word] ”
The type of butt that rappers sing of
And if you’re ol’ school, we got the “Pumps and a Bump.’
We’ve got miles of booty
Warehouse of booty
White girl booty that’s cute and snooty
We’ve got the [bad word] of Kardashian
We’ve got the Jennifer Lopez if that’s your plan
We’ve got the Shakira, the Beyonce
We’ve got the Matthew McConaughey
…wait what?
Our booty selection is second to none
We’ll even give an Asian a respectable butt
You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class
But who needs all that when you gotta nice [bad word] 

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We’ve got a store full of junk for your [bad word] and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the [bad word] wants that
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new [bad word] 
Everybody say

Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that [bad word] clap) [bad word] on, ladies
I can sell you a butt that’ll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos
Doesn’t every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we’ll take your booty and make it so when you shake it
Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked
We’ve got an abundance of asses so tan
They’ll make a catholic preacher say “god [bad word] ”
And if you can’t afford it, I’m sorry friend
We’ve got a couple of asses in the bargain bin
We’ve got a variety of booty
If you like ‘em bizarre
We can make you an [bad word] that can play guitar like

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We’ve got a store full of junk for your [bad word] and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the [bad word] wants that
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new [bad word] 
Everybody say

Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that [bad word] clap)
 [bad word] on down ladies
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway
Right next to the Chuckie [bad word] on
Let’s do this
Put that [bad word] on layaway