It won't budge. Hooked up [bad word] shut. Warning! (No) tresspass.
Brains removed! Secret key (under) doormat. Self [bad word] 
Agent, don't talk. (To the) dungeon, spy! I'm so depressed.
I'll never get this band off the ground. Sequence
don't wait, turn it off. Glowing key. Doorbell. Secret lab.
I feel so strong. I feel so strong. Initiate. Try to turn it off.
Eating all the food didn't even help.
Are you here to aid or defeat him? Are you hear to aid or defeat?
(World full of) purple tentacle invaders. Are you here to aid
or defeat? I want to know what you're feeling. I want to know
what you're thinking. Any second you'll be hooked
up to the machine getting your pretty brains removed.
Things end and days repeat. Full of different [bad word] with
the same stink. Are you here to aid or defeat him?
Are you hear to aid or defeat him? Tried so hard to be
like every man. Tried so hard to be an alien.
I no longer see human beings. I see tentacle invaders.
Initiate. Try to turn it off. Eating all the food didn't even help.
Are you here to aid or defeat him? Are you here to aid or defeat?
(Full of) purple tentacle invaders. Are you hear to aid or defeat?
So you've made it past all my safeguards.
Are you here to aid or defeat? Servants of the evil general.
Are you here to aid or defeat?