Two tablespoon's of cinnamon 
And two or three egg whites 
half a stick of butter, melted 
Stick it all in a bowl baby 
Stir it with a wooden spoon 
Mix in a cup of flour 
You'll be in heaven soon 
Say everybody have you seen my balls 
They're big and salty and brown 
If you ever need a quick pick me up 
Just stick my balls in your mouth. 

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls 
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em 
Suck on my chocolate salted balls 
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you 
So suck on my balls 

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate 
And a half a cup of brandy 
You throw in a bag or two of sugar 
And just a pinch of vanilla 
Grease up the cookie sheet 
Cause I hate when my balls stick 
Then preheat the oven to three fifty 
And give that spoon a lick 

Say everybody have you seen my balls 
They're big and salty and brown 
If you ever need a quick pick me up 
Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Suck on my chocolate salted balls 
Put em in your mouth, and suck em 
Suck on my chocolate salted balls 
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre 
Suck on my balls. 

[sniff, sniff, sniff] 
Hey, wait a minute 
What's that smell 
Smell like something burning 
Well that don't confront me none 
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday 
Baby you better get back in the kitchen 
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion 
Oh man baby, baby 
You just burned my balls 
Help me, my balls on fire 
Put em out baby 
My balls are burning 
Give me some water 
Pour some water on me 
My balls are burning 
Oh my goodness, 
I'm blow'n 
I'm blow'n 
Do somethin 

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls 
Put em in your mouth, and suck em 
They're on fire baby 
Suck on my chocolate salted balls 
Put em out baby, blow 
Ohh 
Suck on my balls baby 
Suck on my balls baby 
Suck on my red hot, salted, chocolate balls [bad word] on baby 
Woo, Woo 
Suck on my balls 
[blow blow]