Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail

Go directly to Osaka Jail

Where you get locked or [bad word] under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit [bad word] [bad word] back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence

They got the cool and unusual punishments

Get on your knees for Japanese [bad word] 

Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns

This is pure assisted [bad word] 

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up

One bad deed surely deserves another
 [bad word] from bamboo caning
 [bad word] home try explaining this to your significant other

Good [bad word] luck…