[bad word] 
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)

(Verse 1)
It's that kid crown on the mic, well I guess it's time to start
Can't see me, is it camoflauge or a blinding dart?
Either way, I'm hidden to your eyes, I have the element
Of surprise, where is [bad word]  from, guess there's no tellin', um
"Where's he at, I don't know, I'm just a little scared..
Call the other 4 into the bush in case he's chillin' there.."
I'm residing on the other side of the summoner's rift
I'm taking your tower, you have no action to be stopping it
Opposing team get mistreated, backdoor is [bad word] Only thing you see is your nexus destroyed, the word defeated
Everyone thought I was a champion played by noobies
Lost the game, all you heard was "Captain teemo, on duty"
 [bad word]  
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)

(VERSE 2)
Captain Teemo full song, say what you wanna say
Trolls be talkin' ****, but see me in the game, [bad word] away
You got a teemo on the opposite, I guess your lucks ran out (Lux)
Explosion from the mushroom, still I'm silent, no it's nothin' loud
I get my wards for free, I'm savin' money, yes I'm feelin' great
Do you believe in "karma"? You have to, the way I'm "twisting fates" (Karma, Twisted Fate)
They call me captain teemo, but still I prefer the title colonel
Scared to sleep at night, I guess I got you feelin' nocturnal (Nocturne) 
 [bad word]  
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)

(VERSE 3)
..Stay invis', like I'm supposed to fool
All them mushrooms in the jungle, well they won't be close to full
They see [bad word] , turn [bad word] right to the opposite
They couldn't kill a Teemo even if they tried to target him
Target him? First they gotta make it past that barricade
They died, I got the pentakill, best champion ever made

(OUTRO)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is..
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is..
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)