Guess who
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the [bad word] 

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can [bad word] back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to [bad word] offend
But Lindsay, [bad word] back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin. [bad word] in girl.

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

2nd Verse:
the enforcer lookin for more women to torture...
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two tenergin(?)
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend

    * scratch*(?) Ok lets cut off the middle-men

Forget 'em or you are gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, bigger than Slim(?)
 [bad word] and thats why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cuz i can see you checkin me out
and baby, you know you know you want me too
not gonna deny it baby you know that i'm the only one for you (obligatory [bad word] noise)
 [bad word] girl i'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
why should i wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
??? i don't mean to mess with yo gal but
jessica alba put her breast in my mouth bro
wowzers i just made a mess in my trousers
and they wonder why i keep wrestlin elvis

lord help us he's back in his pink alf shirt
lookin like someone drinked his outfit i think he' bout ta flip
jessica rest assured superman's here to rescue ya
can you blame me? i'm your amy you're my blake
matter fact bake me a birthday cake
with a sawblade in it to make my jail break
maybe i think u just met your soul mate
no break it down girl
 [bad word] 
so baby baby get down down down (about 10 times)

oh amy, rehab never looked so good
i can't wait, i'm going back haha
WOO
dr dre, 2020
yeah