Werner Herzog (исполнитель: Busdriver)
[VersAnnotatee 1: Busdriver] How could you call yourself the best rapper You in a cover band that’s playing Sledgehammer In your cupped hands is pet hamster Your genitals are sitting on wet pampers Holdup while I test this red snapper Militant like a pledged Panther I hunt big name [bad word] I collect antlers And you got [bad word] problems, breast cancer Hellfyre Club we the wrong set to slander We’ll make you eat a crepe filled with Chia pet dander And I always stay on the set with cameras I go Herzog, [bad word] you dead like Dirt Dog All you movie-making lames in the booty-shaking vein On the moving gravy train are left in [bad word] pain Because I’m in the house, you be like “which house?” I make Witch-House up at your [bad word] s house Wearing nothing but a Speedo and a pig snout Y’all must have pricks and ovums Jocking me like I’m Chris Nolan My scathing critique of your [bad word] leaves your script molten Because you want to drive porches through the Waterloos Have a home like the Fortress of Solitude So on-set to snort [bad word] through a hollow tube But at the end you’re just gorgeous piranha food [Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle] He's Herzog, I'm P.T. Anderson At your premiere I snuck 3-cameras in I bootlegged your [bad word] for the downtrodden Cause you got your film degree at a clown college You use brown polish, like a white racist And shoot titles in Sans Serif typefaces Take ten paces, and yell "Fire!" I nail you to a big board like Mel Kiper No secret, I'll tell you why I smell wiser I got a bunch of girls pregnant cause I sell diapers And I'm a [bad word] genius The Marc Maron a dark-skinned art baron Smart like lucky kids who get born to smart parents Who feed them locally-grown farmer's market cart carrots I eat fair trade cheese and [bad word] fairness [Hook] I...go...Werner...Herzog I...go...Werner...Herzog I...go...Herzog Which means I get large spread art cred smart heads are fed [Verse 3: Nocando] Skip the introduction, buddy I'm not mingling Hoes on my [bad word] cause I look like John Singleton Cut like Tarantino with his big [bad word] machete Once I read my notebook, word to Nick Cassavetes Twelve frames, half a second, Clockwork, Stanley Kubrick rap session I'll put my nose in, I can't be Buddhist I learned my lesson, I'm really a savvy student But dark like Tim Burton, and look fit like a thin person But I'm just a happy human Before I see a stupid [bad word] with a nice chick I might get, the right grip, to set up a light rig Attach a GoPro to the po-po's nightstick And assault him with an icepick -- and ask him how he likes it Excuse me -- unhhh -- my swag sharted I feel like Shaft with a shag on shag carpet These rappers aren't factors they're actors with no SAG cards in They think they're the [bad word] but they that gossip rag garbage Written [bad word] or freestyle, homie I'm that murderous Remember me? I used to enter them rap tournaments Breaking niggas' spirits like a bag full of glass ornaments Well [bad word] it's time to eat now, show me where craft service is Thinking out loud like an introspective extrovert If I play the background I'm directing, not that extra work Bust that 16 but I decided to put in extra work To make them strippers drop it super mega-low and extra twerk Rappers say they don't hate, but most of 'em do I feed off it like Vigo in Ghostbusters 2 I can roll up your crew, or throat [bad word] your boo Whatever transpires is so up to you Lights Camera Action The whip is fully covered so I might have to crash it Getting southpaw HJ's from a right-handed ratchet The airbag deploys The credits start to roll How anti-climactic ... Hellfyre