hey every filly and [bad word] to the place i know you wanna go
we will meet everyone you wanna meet
and i swear that it's all payed for

it'll be the best time around
you'll barely keep your hoovsies on the ground
and i swear that tara strong
won't up and quit the fandom

and if you believe me
i'll see you at big apple con
trot and down if you wan't to
and i'll have a big bridge to sell you!

i'll bet you two bits I know where you got them horse shoes...

...YOU GOT 'EM ON [bad word] HOOVES! Yeeha!

While everypony's hollerin' an' huffin?
They don't call it a CON for nothing!

well i'm glad you brought that up granny dear
yes i'm glad you brought that up
see we came up shorter than little sweetie belle
because Danny Ingram robbed us to [bad word] 

yeah it wasn't our fault, how could it be?
we were just in charge
and we might have bit off more than we could chew

and everybody knows
that Peter New is a big theif
so everybody's screwed... 
now pony up and send relief!

While everypony's hollerin' an' huffin?
They don't call it a CON for nothing!