I'm just another little [bad word] with a problem [bad word] around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick [bad word] -i like it)

lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
i'm a bad [bad word]  tell me i'm a bad [bad word] i don't need you and i don't need a break
now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
please please please play the whole [bad word] song
a 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too [bad word] long

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those [bad word] off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and [bad word] the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole [bad word] will never last

i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like this old 5-year-old Pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause he got the bump with the molestation
i'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
and all the voices in my head have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
bad boy don't you [bad word] my dolly
and i'll kiss my [bad word] and put a [bad word] smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

i'll show you how official midgets jack me off

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those [bad word] off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and [bad word] the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole [bad word] will never last

one day
i'm a do the [bad word]  ooh - i'm a [bad word] the [bad word]  ooh
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
he put this out his back and he won't break a [bad word] when you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
i make the laws - i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down don't forget to [bad word] yourself
you're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
why the [bad word] [bad word] to gimme dis
yo' so wrong with yo jive
now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who da [bad word] gives a [bad word] yo - not i - i am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick us [bad word] off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- [bad word] the future and bite the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- cause my whole [bad word] will never last

i'll show you how official midgets [bad word] me up
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i'll show you how official midgets jack me - oh oh oh