Well, Kyle's Mom's a [bad word]  she's a big fat witch, 
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world, 
she's a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word]  
she's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls. 

On Monday she's a [bad word]  on Tuesday she's a [bad word]  
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a [bad word]  
then on Sunday just to be different she's a 
super King-ka maya-maya beotch! 

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, 
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world, 
she's a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair, 
she's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
she's a stupid [bad word]  WHOOO! 
Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] and she's just a dirty [bad word]  
Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  and she's such a dirty [bad word]  talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this! (imitates french) (imitates northern european language) (imitates yodeling) (imitates african language) Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, 
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world, 
she's a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair, 
she's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
she's a stupid [bad word]  WHOOO! 
Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] and she's just a dirty [bad word]  
Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  and she's such a dirty [bad word]  I really mean it kyles mom: she's a big fat [bad word] [bad word]  YEAH big fat [bad word] [bad word] kyles mom, yeah! chow!