I’m a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They’re off the freakin’ hook

I’m a Gryffindor
I’ll fly with my friends
We’ll never back down
And fight to the end

I’m a Slytherin
I am very rich
I’ll go on a date
With whoever gets the Snitch

I’m a Hufflepuff
Just stayin’ relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No feuds, we got tact

I’m a Ravenclaw
Got wit beyond measure
I can catch a Snitch
Like it’s caught up in a tether

I’m a Slytherin
Che house of a snake [bad word] get in my way
And get tossed in the lake

I’m a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah we always win
With our rally cry

I’m a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I’ll kick your Muggle [bad word] 

I’m a Slytherin
big fan of Snape
If it’s a Mom album
We have to say Snape

I’m a Hufflepuff
We’re [bad word] to the end
United we stand
So I stand with my friends

I’m a Gryffindor
As brave as [bad word] 
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done

I’m a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
But not a total [bad word]