Why is everybody always pickin' on me? 
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor 
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca 
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me 
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie 
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son 
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all 
in one 
To put it mild your new-born [bad word] nutty fu-fu lookin' 
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Ain't [bad word] them teeth since 1983 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby 
Why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali 
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you 
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too 
So what if I [bad word] my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese 
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans 
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies 
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie  [bad word] me to a Monchichi but I don't understand 
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man 
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first 
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse 
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink 
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink 
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total [bad word] 
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause [bad word] like a girl and sit down to pee 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky 
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased 
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD 
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with 
coconuts 
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut 
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be 
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me 
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm 
Like the [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
The [bad word] from Def Leppard's only got one arm 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Ain't [bad word] them teeth since 1983 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby 
But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties 
But why's everbody