Yesterday the martians came 
They weren't yellow green or grey 
They looked a bit like us with a funny nose 
Linguistic problems never occurred 
Dyslectic creatures, mocking birds 
They talked a little strange 
bit like Mo 

More tempting than Julianne Moore 
More funny than Carry Grant 

Yesterday the martians came 
The trip had made them a little pale 
They came from very far but yet so close 
Not closer than the corner shop 
But still they were so on top 
Saving their own ship with a fire hose 

Using the perfect dose 
Turning the river dry