I have a private [bad word] of excellent quality
i've dwelt there for years
playing with my tears
it's tasteful, luxurious
and full of uality

And though there are tears
I control them with my gears
All in all, I must tell
You - well I must tell
You - i'm so proud of my private [bad word] 
Anger and greed brew
and then they stampede
Til i can transmute
them into more loot

It's tasteful, luxurious
and full of uality
and though there are tears
I control them with my gears

All in all
I must tell you
Well I must tell you
I'm so proud of my private [bad word]