He takes sugar in his cup of coffee
I like honey in my tea
Thinks he's starring in some West Side story
Where every girl is seventeen
 
He buys records for the virgin vinyl
I scratch "I love you" in the grooves
Takes me dancing on the sunny sidewalk
But he doesn't even move
 
La la la la love him, even though
He's na na na na not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it
 
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Just another guy who lost his glasses
Looking for his Annie Hall
He likes Lennon for the heavy meanings
Me I'm still in love with Paul
 
La la la la love him, even though
He's na na na na not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it
 
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
 
La la la la love him, even though
He's na na na na not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it