Y'all
Should know me by now,
But if you do not,
My name's Marisa Kirisame!

Flyin' 'round, on my broom.
Kicking asses of various youkai.
Then I go, to my ho's,
Doing [bad word] only seen in hentai!
You will shoot, and I'll move,
And all your danmaku will pass by,
While I go kick your incident-causing [bad word] dead!

Solving all incidents,
With my [bad word]  Reimu.
And when I get the good end,
I get happy ending, too!

 [bad word]  I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
with my magical black-white [bad word] #33;
All of the self-aware beings in Gensokyo for me have the hots,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Y'all [bad word] best pray to Allah!
'Cause when I pull out my Mini-Hakkero, I don't fire warning shots.
Now suck on my Master Spark!

Well,
I'll [bad word] Patchouli,
Then I'll [bad word] Alice,
Then I'll [bad word] Flandre,
Then I'll [bad word] Kourin,
Then I'll [bad word] Raymoo,
Then I'll [bad word] everyone else,
In all Gensokyo,
'Cause they're all my [bad word] #33;

I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Yeah, the most badass witch you've ever saw!
I've been the coolest Touhou character since when I was a redhead
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Genuine gangsta [bad word] ghetto [bad word] #33;
And while you're covered all over with bullet wounds, you gon' give me head!
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Yeah, [bad word]  I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
When Reimu's too weak to solve incidents and Sakuya [bad word] in bed,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Rock over St. Lou, rock on Osaka!
In case you're too [bad word] retarded to remember what I just said,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!

Yes,
I'm the best PC,
Better than Reimu,
Sakuya, Youmu,
and Sanae.

Magic books, rare items,
Anything that physics may warrant,
It ain't yours, anymore,
I'm "borrowing" your [bad word] like BitTorrent.
Fly on home, eat a shroom,
Tripping balls like I'm somewhere foreign,
'Till [bad word] to leaving a trail of mayhem.

Whenever I use my,
Penetration-type love sign.
You'll take on my lasers,
That butt you in from behind!

You like it 'cause I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
I'll [bad word] you straight-up 'till your [bad word] is raw!
I'm taking down the born strongest with discipline 'cause that's how I roll.
I'm the [bad word] Marisa! [bad word] women to pull of their bras!
Unleashing my annihilation of love into your virgin [bad word] 
MASUTA SUPAAKU!!!!