[bad word] on in and see my [bad word] on in and see my i's [bad word] on in and see my [bad word] on in and see my wife, my wife 
She's got a middle just like her mother 
She's got a middle certainly governed 
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look down  [bad word] on in and see my [bad word] on in and see my i's [bad word] on in and feel my [bad word] on in and see my wife, my wife 
Who was it said, I don't know a thing 
Who was it said, I believe everything 
You check the facts, you check the facts 
You eat my [bad word] and you read my back  [bad word] on in and see my [bad word] on in and see my i's [bad word] on in and feel my [bad word] on in and see my wife, my wife 
She's got a middle sewn up like roses 
She's got a middle wrapped up in poses 
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look back 
Who was it said, I got a funny face 
Who was it said, her teeth are never straight 
You check the facts, you check the facts 
You taste my [bad word] and you read my back  [bad word] on in and see my [bad word] on in and see my i's [bad word] on in and feel my [bad word] on in and