I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind...

Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy, neighbor"

Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind

I like [bad word] silly [bad word] because I know my [bad word] likes it [bad word] on down to South Park town and meet some friends of mine