Roughly:

(Guy):

Why is it that every time I see you
You ask me for something?
"Can I have a drink? Can i have a cigarette? Can I have guestlist? Can [bad word] back there?"
Do you really not have anything...real on your mind?
Do you think like a fish?
Do you repeat yourself?

(Girl):

Why are you being so negative? Why you try to bring me down?
I work all week, I just wanna have fun
You are like what? Huh?
Like overly hypocrital people
People that decide to flip the switch one weekend
And be all pretentious?
You wanna get deep? What, like deep house?
Why don't you try to be a little less hungry for the female flesh once in a while
little less obvious

(Guy):

Why is it that every time [bad word] into eachother
The only thing that you do is talk about yourself?
I meet you, I say hello...
Why is it directly going to what you did this week-end?
Maybe..maybe I wanna talk about quantum-physics
Maybe I wanna talk about..you know, what's going on in the world
Not everything has to do with partying.
I like to enjoy the party, I don't want the party to [bad word] my life
Party is not my life, I have a life
And I think about other things.

(Girl):

Quantum...quantum what?
Boy, I bet you never read a book on quantum physics
You don't know [bad word] 
Stop trying to act smart
We all know you play video-games at home
Just have fun. It's simple
Shut your mouth, move your [bad word]  [bad word] to the party and try to act smart
Quit trying to be big
You always talk about me asking for [bad word] 
 [bad word] to all your..."parties"?
 [bad word] and hangs out?
I just gave you a hug. That was free
And here's some free advice. Those shoes you're wearing: They're whack.

(Guy - fading talk):

..so i got this guy
that you know, does things
he does things for people, you know
i, i know this guy, does things for people
he works...he..i got to say his name
i dont have to say because it doesn't really matter
i..i can get you what you need
he..he does things, he does things

(Girl):

(laughs) Hahah
You're so funny!
Is that champagne? How's my nose?

(Guy):

It is just like trying to create a scene
Withing a scene
So that everyone at that scene
Can relate to what's going on
...woul'd you pass me that?
Yea..a..yea, please, ok
Make me one..ok, that's cool
Thank you
Oh yea the bust...aa
Isn't she the best?
Isn't she great?
She's some hot chick
Magic, it's so nice
I wanna bla..blablalba

(Girl):

Hahahaha
Don't try to be smart
Don't try to be smart.