Hook:
We be flap jack stackin'

Mike: [bad word] on my money
my hands are sticky and my wallet's all gummy
ain't no reason I just thought it would be funny
hundreds all goopy, so I call them [bad word] honey [bad word] s ridiculous...ly sticky
Aunt Jemima on my Bens, so they sticky
call my money "Ricky"
frankly I don't know why, except for that it rhymes with "sticky"
look, my cash is like a sticky book
I got sticky fingers like a hippie crook
hippie like some sticky weed, crook because of sticky cheese
all my money sticks to me, but I'm like a bad cook
Cuz I burn right through it
My money sticks to me cuz some [bad word] stuck to it [bad word]  I feel this beat
I feel my feet: they gross, from steppin on my [bad word] money

JP:
I stack my flap jacks, I rap on laugh tracks
I got a bad back steppin on my [bad word] money
I got my whole crew doodoo in a [bad word]  honey
ride in to town on a zebra cuz I'm like that
I stack cake, Lincoln on that son
so you know I'm all about Log Cabin
bad rap son, don't need that, son
you got thick [bad word]  I need a fat one
Gimme my pancakes, I'm hittin Waffle House
Flap jack stack flattenin a wafflemouse
you puttin in work? Well I'm the manager
My money covered with maple like Canada
I got a plan for ya, go get a [bad word] plate
And I'm a stack a [bad word] mountain up with flapjacks
Cheeseburger internet
I make it snow, hos ain't ready for winter yet
Skeeze murder intellect, geese herder imperfection [bad word] muffle thunder with the splinter set
"the [bad word] that mean?" it mean I'm David Craig
cuz niggas know me for my role in makin' Layer Cake
my money glued to my fork like painter's tape
I'm steady eating and my beverage is haterade