Molly:
Oh, hey, Lucy. Whats up?

Lucy:
Check this out. I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra.

Molly:
Kendra? No! What?

Lucy:
Alright, Ill tell you. But remember
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

Cause she said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face
Laughing, and talking, and holding hands
Slipping all the way to first base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

Molly:
Kendra and Evan?

Lucy:
Yep.

Molly:
But what about Brett?

Lucy:
Oh, I know! She is so full of it! But really, really, really dont say anything.

Molly:
Of course not! I wont say a word.

(Phone rings)

Cassie:
Yello?

Molly:
Cassie?

Lucy:
Charlotte!

Cassie & Charlotte:
Yo!

Molly:
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy:
Everything Molly says

Molly & Lucy:
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Molly:
Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Lucy:
Everything Molly says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her

Molly:
Cause I just heard that

Molly & Lucy:
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan

Molly:
On their bikes
Having a little race

Lucy:
Molly saw Kendra at the park
Letting Evan get to second base!

Molly:
But everything Charlotte says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her

Girls:
Holy macaroni
No, it cant be [bad word] No, you cant repeat a single word Im telling you
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of [bad word] 
Charlotte:
Everything Cassie says is a lie

Cassie:
Everything Molly says is a lie

Lucy:
Everything Charlotte says

Girls:
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Molly:
Making up stories, I dont know why

Girls:
You better not believe her

Lucy:
So dont think nothing,

Charlotte:
She just told me

Molly:
She said she saw

Girls:
Kendra and Evan at the game
And they vanished without a trace
When she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Letting Evan get to third base!

All:
Holy macaroni! No, it cant be [bad word] Theres an awful lot of trouble they can get into
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of [bad word] 

Eddie:
Everything Kendra says is a lie

Eddie & Malcolm:
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Malcolm:
Doing the tongue with some other guy

Eddie & Malcolm:
You better believe it

All:
Cause he said
She saw
She said
She saw
He said
He saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
At the movies
At the zoo

Lucy:
And I just saw them, right now!