I can do it, I [bad word]  I can hunt you down.
You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground.
I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch.
I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch.
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me. 

I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat,
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet.
I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain I pour.
I'm the best of the best, I'm the soupe du jour. 

I'm smooth as glass, and sharp as a tack, I'm me.
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me. 

I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking,
High falutin', [bad word] beatin', foot stompin', corn-poppin',
Speeding [bad word] that just won't stop!
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top! 

I'm a crowd pleasin', head spinnin',
Winnin' in the ninth inning,
Whip-lashing, record-smashin',
Black-tie party crashing! 

Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one!
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun! 

I'm a big haymaker in a title fight.
I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite.
I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night! 

I'm me! (x5)