I like making noise and sixty-nines
I like getting [bad word] and doing lines
I don't even care if it [bad word] [bad word]  yeah
And I like to [bad word] women I've never had 

I take a lot of smoke and a lot of wine
I get high with all those friends of mine
I like the [bad word] and whores with Old Granddad, yeah
And I like to [bad word] women I've never had 

Ow! [bad word] You!
Yeah I like to [bad word] women I've never had 

I like to drink my whiskey and shoot my [bad word] I am just a scumfuc sucking dog
I'm into licking [bad word] [bad word] and hating [bad word]  oh yeah
And I like to [bad word] [bad word] I've never had