Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all the time
But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws
She bears her teeth and paints them green
She can be a drama queen
She's got no knees and she sleeps on trampolines 

The boys all say she's just a fool
but I know that she's so much more
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic.

Allison's a parable
for the risks of being terrible
she's 5'2", and crazy as a loon
She hops the bar, she keeps the cool
she sheds her top in Marshall's pool.

The guys make eyes at the naked girl
Who's showin' off her [bad word] in a co-ed pool
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Somebody save her from herself
Someone save her from herself
and get her home.

Allison's got a Crackpot Mind
She tries to flex it all the time
It's of no use, She's clearly lost her screws.

The boy's all say she sucked their [bad word] She claims that she's a feminist
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic