[bad word] Lunka dunkety doo
We've got a friendly warning for you [bad word] Lunka dunkety dasis
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you, folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut [bad word] Lunka Lunka dunkety dutt! [bad word] Lunka dunkety dingredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient! [bad word] Lunka dunkety darmedguards.