I see you and I get ideas
Your boyfriend should go, outside
I'll stay here, you stay here too
We can, make believe, that he died

And we won't go, to the funeral
Because there's plenty, of movies to see
Um-brellas, who needs 'em?
They're only good in the sun

Ready set, let's get our feet wet
Your boyfriend's still behind us, we [bad word] And you won't fall, in a puddle
When I've got you, by the wrist

Guess what? I drink too much
Don't we all drink too much?
Yes we do
I think we do
Studies show we do

Plenty of hurdles, plenty of money
It's not so easy to flee
But he's always trying, I think he killed Brian
Now, he wants, to kill me

And the doctors, they want him back
'Cause they got, more testing to do

Guess what? I drink too much
Don't we all drink too much?
Yes we do, we do, the bottle's sayin' we do
Your parents say we do
Alabama says we do
I think we do

I see you and I get ideas
Your boyfriend should go outside
And I'll stay here, you'll stay here too
We can, make believe, that he died