Doctor Facilier – Friends on the other Side

Facilier: Don't you disrespect me, little man!
Don't you derogate or deride! 
You're in my world now,
Not your world.
And I got friends on the other side... 

 [bad word]  He's got friends on the other side...

(Facilier: That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick. Don't worry... )

Sit down at my table,
Put your minds at ease.
If you relax it will enable me 
To do anything I please.
I can read your future,
I can change it 'round some, too,
I'll look deep into your heart and soul... 
(You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?)
Make your wildest [bad word] [bad word] #33; 

I got voodoo,
I got hoodoo,
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side. 

 [bad word]  He's got friends on the other side!

Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well.
The cards, the cards, just take three,
Take a little trip into your future with me! 

Now you, young man, are from across the sea,
 [bad word] from two long lines of royalty.
(I'm a royal myself, on my mother's side. )
Your lifestyle's high
But your funds are low.
You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough.
(Mommy and daddy cut you off, huh, playboy?
Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down. 
You just wanna be free. Hop from place to place. But freedom... takes green!)

It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need.
And when I look into your future,
It's the green that I see!

On you, little man, I don't want to waste much time,
You been pushed around all your life.
You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother,
And if you was married...
You'd be pushed around by your wife,
But in your future, the you I see
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be!

(Shake my hand. [bad word] on boys.
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?)

Yeah... 

Are you ready? 
 [bad word]  Are you ready? 
Facilier: Are you ready?
Transformation central! 
Voodoo Doll [bad word]  Transformation central! 
Facilier: Reformation central! 
 [bad word] Head [bad word]  Reformation central! 
Facilier: Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?
You're changin', you're changin', you're changin', all right!
I hope you're satisfied,
But if you ain't,
Don't blame me,
You can blame my friends on the other side! 

 [bad word]  You got what you wanted!
But you lost what you had! 

Hush...