If God had long hair and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection

And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth, our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone