Pop Song (исполнитель: Jon Lajoie)
Girl, I'm a ually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing this song that they wrote for me, they're investing in this pricey music video, and they're paying to get it played on the radio (on the radio) and they're gonna sell a million (a million) yes, it's gonna go platinum 'Cause they'll market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls 'Cause all you gotta say is "ooh baby", "i love you", or "girl, i need you in my world". Yes, they'll market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls 'Cause all they gotta do is find a ually attractive man that can sing all the words And now the token rap verse that doesn't make any sense but helps it get a small percentage of the urban music market Hey baby, baby i can tell that you are crazy, crazy shake that [bad word] girl, my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy these things i'm talkin bout have nothin to do with the song baby it don't matter won't you show me that thong baby? That's how it works in the pop music industry 2009 mother [bad word] that's just how it be 'Cause they'll market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls 'Cause all you gotta say is "ooh baby", "i love you", or "girl, i need you in my world". Yes, they'll market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls 'Cause all they gotta do is find a ually attractive man that can sing all the words Now I'm singing with my [bad word] voice to let you know i am sensitive Oh yea, i'm singing with my [bad word] voice teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice) and you know i wanna (make money money, make money money, make money) x3 Rich men makin money off of their investments ooo it's so ual baby Girl, i love you so much. I wish we could be together unfortunately we can't cause im rich and famous and you're not but why dont you just go buy my album? ...and tell your friends about it to so they also go out and buy it