I was walking through the country,
mining my own business
looking for some roses and some grass
When I saw a ghastly figure, with glowing white eyes
Oh boy, I ran so fast.

It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
I locked away my diamonds and I threw away the key
It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (it's Herobrine)
Hes notch's dead brother
and [bad word] for me.

So I hid in my house
I was minding my own business
Hoping he would never find me
How wrong was I there when he appeared at my window?
Now I'm covered in pee...

It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (it's Herobrine)
Hes eyes are as white as diamonds
and his T is like the sea
It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (it's Herobrine)
Hes notch's dead brother
and hes following me.

1.6 days later, I read the patch paper
to find there was no more herobrine
oh boy I was glad and not at all sad
to finally see him go.

It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (it's Herobrine)
I tell you that hes real
you gotta believe me!
It's Herobrine (It's Herobrine)
It's Herobrine (it's Herobrine) [bad word] for me, its Herobrine... Ughhh...