[bad word] 
[C]Don't call me[G] early in the[F] morn[C]ing
[F]Call me what you[C] want to but[G] leave me alone
[C]Don't call me[G] early in the[F] morn[C]ing
Just[G] leave me till the cows [bad word] Am] home

A[G] man or a[C] woman they need the relaxation
From rising always at the[G] dawn
And the[C] heart of the matter, tomorrow is a Saturday
And I'll be lying lying[G7] on

Sad the lad that can't rest contented
He has a dollar but must have more
He fills himself with pills to retire with a million
And falls asleep at sixty-four

Fair is fair and I've done my share
My nerves are gettin' on my nerves
If you don't have a pillow of the white swan's feather
We'll do with a corner for my head

Just a gentle warning for tomorrow morning
No big noises near my room
Cars with no exhausts, chickens with the whooping cough
And milkmen that whistle out of tune